ahmoi.com

With all the stress I went through... to relief the stress, I registered two accounts with ahmoi.com. One with my real name and profile and the other was really the fun one. I registered as a girl with the name Michelle Tan and boy the amount emails I received was "WOW"!!! I tried uploading a picture but I don't know why the administrators in ahmoi.com hasn't approve it yet. My own profile got quite a few hits and I got about 7 emails including this one weird freaky one:

im clean type of shemale, energetic,easy going n independent type.i dun wan ppl get me wrong n i dun wan make any misunderstanding here.. im not a real gal.. so if u mind bout my personality, juz ignore me! Plz dun judge me like others shemale.. i juz wanna make more friends here.. so if u r honest n sincere to b friend.. juz send me e mail.. im a nice n friendly person.. plz send me ur pic as well so that i can reply u as soon as possible!! juz browse my website page to c my pic. Yeah!! its me.. Absolutely World Peace!!!!

AI YAH!!! really fail man.. cannot attract chicks with my own profile and end up attracting ah kuas in the process. Fail!! Michelle Tan had better luck, averaging about 30 emails a day. Take note, this is without photo.. imagine if a photo was uploaded. Top 5 emails Michelle Tan received for your entertainment:

mail 1

Hello... Hope that you will reply this mail. Trust me, you will not regret being my friend. Never try, never know. Open up your heart and be friend with me. Take care, and have a nice day. :)Gary

mail 2

hi,Aries here!i still study ,but is not in m,sia now in oversea now!and i just back from japan but i will back japan soon!and i am lonelyguy,wish can make a lot of friend in real life!and i am m,sian not japanese !if you dont mind then we can keep in touch or you can give me your pic and number....ok?maybe i will call u if i free!ok. anyway waiting ur reply lar...!hope u thinking about it serious! take care

mail 3

Hi, I read your profile and I\\\'d like to be your friend. Can you give me a chance please?I am sincere. Yes or no,please give me a reply.Thanks. p/s:i am a kop. Take care. Regards, BP

mail 4

Me & the deep blue sea, missing you. "I hate saying all the good things about myself and you won\'t believe it either. So perhaps, let me tell you all my bad points. I don\'t comb my hair, I have poor color-coordination ability (maybe none), I am out of the mainstream and somewhere in the woods, I like sarcastic humor, I like classical music (bear with me!!), I have broken relationships written all over my face, I am totally unmotivated in financial growth, my bank accounts are rock-bottom (but I am quite debt-free, yay!!!), I have a dog who does exactly the opposite of my command, kids love me (argh!!!) and I sing in the bathroom. If you can still bear with me up to this point, my hope is that you\'ll be kind enough to write me a message, telling me a bit about yourself, and no, I don\'t mind even if you do have more bad points than me. Thank you.\" The lovely, the passionate, the talented, the ugly. mentalrubberbands

mail 5

Nice to meet you. Without wasting time and to be true, I am looking for someone who want short term relationship, enjoy romance sex life or a sex partner or ONS also acceptable. Mail me your contact number, so that we can arrange the date. Interested pls e-mail at seatiger3@lycos.com, thanks in advance. KH Khor

mail 6

just want to be ur frens :) ok ka ?? dun say cannot oh ...... i will .....i will i will ....... i willl .......... cry loh ..... wa......... (if u not accept me lah .....) if u accept me to be ur frens ?? what i gonna to do ??? .......... laught untill non stop oh ......... whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ...ok ka ?? hehehe hope to get ur reply soon :p